Jessiano* wine is the "wine of the future". Jessiano* wine sends a microchip computer into your bloodstream which sends a copy of your DNA analysis and other personal information to an unspecified central control unit. Jessiano* then immediately restructures its molecules to bring you your very own wine for your personal taste.
*** comes with its own GPS tracking device and *apps* for locating the nearest corkscrew and wine glasses in your home.
Jessiano* reserves the right to share information compiled with other Federal and State agencies for further studies.
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