Making Amens_the Earl way

Saying your sorry is the difficult part.  if your listeners are like most people they prefer to forgive rather than drrr-ag-gin it out, missing out on all those
fabulous summer margarita parties.

WOOF

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Vote *Libertarian* to make a difference

,,,vote Libertarian for RRRuf and "who is that woman"? "President Jesse James and first lady "Lindsay Lohan"

Jessiano* wine

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my story of the 9/11 World Trade Center attack

I was on the rooftop of 2 World Trade Center on Sept. 10, 2001. The roof closed down around 6pm and everyone had to go down to the observation deck-i was one of the last dozen persons on the roof..For some odd reason I felt like crying, which was odd since it was my favorite place in NYC to go and get away from things and meditate-so to speek. Then I realized why I felt the way I did- I was thinking: "I feel sorry for the GOOD people in this world-they are always the ones that get hurt. I flew out that night from JFK around 10pm and arrived home around 6am,Pacific Time, the phone was ringing and the person said "turn on the TV",,I did and thought it was some Ashton Kutcher "Pranked" event. I said "this is NOT funny, this time someone has gone too far, this IS NOT FUNNY.

the Cook, the Thief, his Wife, and her Lover

One film that is constantly overlooked by the commons, is a sassy little tale written and directed by Peter Greenaway, namely "the Cook, the Thief, his Wife, and her Lover", with assorted menus, brisk drama, debauchery, and cannibalism. Most glorified with the usual array assortment of non-essentials and the most un-triumphant marriage of flavours, still Helen Mirren (her most racy performance) is the most abused item on the menu.

Others, most recognized, one being Tim Roth, who graces our tables today with his outstanding role as Dr. Cal Lightman, plays one of the culinary victims who constantly has a look of dismay. And without a doubt, one of two of the greatest designers on earth, wardrobe is by Jean-Paul Gaultier, who spreads his wings as usual***please, Jean, keep those roller blades at home under lock and key*** producing impeccable work which must have required hours of laborious labor of "manipulations atroces des hauteurs et des incidents" ( highs and lows).

By horse and buggy-in this case "automobiles"- we are swept up, girdle and glee, in search of a prozac-ious display of edibles like no other. And p-l-ease wash your hands after leaving the bathroom Helen, in preparation to consume "cat food for constipated french rabbits" as our host so intimately describes to his abused, two-bit hussy wife. Even with a little nip and tuck the stately noble women of The French Quarter would exclaim, "rubbish, I declare".

What strikes me most about this film is its disambiguation of debauchery as food, adultery, and murder,,,along with a few good recipes. the Cook, the Thief, his Wife, and her Lover will go down in my life-along with food and sex-as one of life's little pleasures